Pugsley’s flamboyant and trippy review of the Wismec Luxotic NC 250 kit by Jaybo

Once again…the backlog gets backlogged even more, you see a light at the end of the tunnel….and it just turns out to be some bastard with a torch..and a pile of vape gear in need of reviewing….yes…I know…cry me a fucking river Pugs, first world problems etc etc Whatevs…..today’s item for review…just wasn’t gonna wait, …

Read morePugsley’s flamboyant and trippy review of the Wismec Luxotic NC 250 kit by Jaybo

Pugsley’s mean green flavour machine review of the Wismec-Jaybo Luxotic BF Kit

I admit right now, don’t judge me, but I do enjoy from time to time..the finer things in life, I work hard for my money, and occasionally I may well pay over the odds for something that is of such a fine quality, that I feel I have earned the right to own it…or eat it….or drink it…or indeed …wear it…..this by no means makes me a snob, I fart in public to the utter disgust of my other half, and can quite often be seen ‘wearing’ a kebab whilst staggering home from the pub like any other bloke at the weekend, but shove a high quality item with an offensive price tag under my nose , and if funds allow, then more often than not…I am defeated…

I am the absolute polar opposite of my better half who, even in her thirties, still shops like a student and then complains when her ‘designer’ top will only fit our 5 year old daughter after it’s first wash or when that 9p tin of ‘own brand’ baked beans tastes like a bowl of runny red bum nuggets……. that I have to pretend to enjoy…

Blame my mother, it’s almost comical that everytime my Mrs is out for the day, she lets me know in her own special way….that it is indeed time for an impromptu…and secret food shop at Waitrose…

The apple it would appear….did not fall too far from the tree.

So….what happens …..when I am presented with a beautifully crafted item of the highest quality, an item that would normally have me checking my bank balance within mere seconds of clapping my materialistic and all too gullible peepers upon its luxurious appearance ……yet possesses a price tag that would suggest my Mrs bought it from Danny ‘discount deals’ McDodgybastard down the pub……..well……..conflicting bewilderment and pessimistic suspicions of almost ‘clown car’ durability is what …..I mean it has to be like that?…..Doesn’t it…??

Read morePugsley’s mean green flavour machine review of the Wismec-Jaybo Luxotic BF Kit

Pugsley’s positively predatory review of the Wismec Sinuous Ravage 230 Kit

Regurgitation is ever present in this biz we call vape….biz..?…. we see it constantly especially with the Shenzhen big hitters such as Smok, IJoy etc……a new toy will be released…what feels like…. every few seconds… leaving vapers worldwide bewildered with the overwhelming choice being ‘spewed’ out to our ever eager grabby little hands…

However ….I think people tend to forget that these vast swathes of vape manufacturers are in fact ‘businesses’ and not services that we are entitled to…..it’s aaaaall about the dollar baby, and no amount of raised eyebrows and screams of “WHY DID YOU MAKE ME BUY THIS?!!” will slow this eastern torrent of electronica…..and why?…..Because we….the vaping public….have given them the perception that all vapers….have deep pockets…. and an almost feverish ‘Shinyitus’ that just simply… can never be satiated…..and there is probably more than an element of truth in that…

You wannit…..they’ll sell it to ya….simple as that, and we will buy anything that is marketed well enough…..however…there are two sides to this, on one side we have companies that clearly do regurgitate the same formula over and over again, putting the same chip, same internals, same format…in a slightly different body….and passing it off as ‘new’….because they know full well that those kind of vapers that need the newest fashionable ‘thang’…will buy it ….and then there’s the other kind of company, the companies that have frankly laughable quality control and bring out a device that is so flawed it’s almost as if they never actually tried it for themselves prior to release…or did…knew full well it was shit…and simply marketed the fuck out of it knowing full well that again….once vapers eyes are drawn into this new ‘shiny’ precious…they will simply be powerless to resist…

Safe in the knowledge that once they have sold millions of the shit boxes they can always wait a bit….make an updated model with all issues fixed….and then you’ll buy that one too….double bubble bonus…

Which leads me to what I am reviewing today….kind of….in the usual roundabout kind of vagueish manner that you have all undoubtedly become accustomed to …..

Let’s crack on….

Read morePugsley’s positively predatory review of the Wismec Sinuous Ravage 230 Kit