Pugsley’s Celebratory Steampugs $100 Gearbest Giveaway….FINAL DAY TO ENTER!

That’s right people, finally I am going to make good on the promise that I have been making for the last week, CAN I GET A WOOP WOOP!

TUT…….what if I told you I am going to give you $100 to spend at Gearbest on whatever the hell you like……

Close enough…….a bit more enthusiasm would of been nice but still….

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Pugsley’s nonadjustable yet slightly intoxicating review of the Wotofo Lush Plus RDA

As a wise man once said to me on a forum many moons ago….”If your gonna drip…learn to make your own juice or you’re gonna be poor” ….I wish I could find that man and shake him firmly by the hand, best advice ever….well…almost best….”Don’t do that in public” was the best…but it’s a close 2nd…..Unfortunately however it was one of ‘those’ forums and I wouldn’t want to risk my laptop by logging on even if I could…

Alas…. he shall never be thanked. Drippers drink liquid, solid fact, that’s why they taste soooo damned good, So when I heard that someone was bringing out a dripper called the ‘Lush’……well…..where I’m from…a Lush is something slightly different…

a ‘Lush’.

SO aptly named for a dripper.

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Pugsley’s kinda sucky review of the Avatar Vapenut Vape Expelling Fan…thingy….

So……what do you call a guy that used to love tractors..?

an Ex-tractor Fan…..

see….he used to like tractors……so now he’s an ex-tract…….it’s a review about an…….(sigh)…..only one time ever i’m gonna be able to use that joke………(edit – shouldn’t be ever) …….fine….so the joke sucks……(edit – that’s actually funnier than the joke…but still shit)…

I’ll crack on then eh…..a wasted talent I am….(someone should waste you that’s fo dame sho)….FFS……I wouldn’t mind but I’m heckling myself…what’s all that about?…..oooh don’t pull that thread….

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Pugsley’s rundown of the Gearbest 3rd Anniversary Flash Sale

So apparently I don’t just do reviews anymore, It would appear I am turning my hand at promotions again….however, when one of my suppliers asks for a little help and sends Bernadette Crimplesnatch around to my house to deliver said message…..

Then what’s a man to do……

It would appear that they require help in destroying the vape budget of my lovely cloudy faced clan so obviously…I am all about that (evil grin)

Soon see about that my dear…..

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Pugsley’s psychotic yet slightly PC review of the Smoant RABOX

When it comes to design..in my experience the kind of people that shine are few and far between, being creative….I mean truly …TRULY…. genuinely born naturally creative…Is as rare as rocking horse shit and those that are….are more often that not borderline completely fucking woop woop.

You’ll be wise to keep this in mind when you see what it is I am about to show you in a few moments…

You see, one day, not too long ago…..one of these mentalists who had somehow found his way into the vape industry….sat there with his laptop and had the biggest brain fart of his career right then and there…….

‘What if?’ …….the beginnings of many amazing awe inspiring creations…and yet….more often than not….the starting point of uncountable unimaginable clusterfucks…..

Mad props….I believe…..should be presented to either in absolute abundance….that being said….this designer…….this…..person…..well, I honestly think this person just showed their idea to the wrong guy at work…

And so it began…..

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Pugsley’s teeny weeny green teen review of the Vaporesso Tarot Nano Starter Kit

Everyone remembers their first, I certainly do….she was a short slim simple little thing with dark skin and one blue eye……always willing to work, rarely needed any kind of attention other than the odd caress of her fun button and in return she would always put out just enough….not too much…..but enough to keep you satisfied for five minutes until you were good to go again…..and again……and again…….a lot of stamina for such a small ego…..

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Pugsley’s flipping beautifully stable review of the Arctic Dolphin Arthur 80w Stab wood Mod

You can’t say I didn’t warn you, …we all knew it was coming, …..those pesky perverted sea mammals have been planning phase 2 of their assault on Vapingdom for months now perfecting their O skills and researching our weaknesses…..

They gave us the Hector tank….sure, it was good, and cheap….they knew we liked cheap, so we accepted them with gleeful smiles and open arms….all…….according…….to plan. And now….while we were caught resting on our laurels the inevitable words cry out over the loudspeakers in Arctic Dolphin HQ…….”ALL DOLPHINS!…PREPARE FOR WAR!!….OPPERATION ‘AFFORDABLE STABILISED WOOD’ IS A GO!”

We were powerless, they knew exactly where the chink in our armour was and they swarmed towards that chink with absolute disregard for our finances, their threat was loud and clear……”HUMANS……..

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Pugsley’s full flavoured and tightly wrapped review of Phillip Turton’s hand crafted coils

Framed, Stapled, Twisted, Clapton, Spaced, Alien, Helix, Corrugated, Mohawk, Fused, Stacked, Ribbon, Stainless Steel, Kanthal, Titanium, Ni-chrome…..I could literally be here all day listing words that to the unknowing would be exactly that…just words…but to those who ‘build’ ….or even those that don’t but spend hours after typing in the words ‘Coil Porn’ into google drooling over the resulting images then….that list of words means a great deal ….probably more than it should to some of us lets be honest…I myself am of course included in that sub category, I build….kind of….in a fashion….OK I’m shit at it, but I have learnt enough to know that the skill and finger shredding patience required to master this art far outweighs any amount of perseverance I….or indeed most people… could ever muster….perfectly illustrated in this picture of me last year trying to perfect the art of using 30 gauge wire to make a straight forward fused Clapton…..I’d had better days….

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Pugsley’s porpoisely stumpy review of the Arctic Dolphin Hector RTA

If you ever swam with dolphins, or even merely petted one,  you will understand the joy they can bring to a person, their intelligent playful nature is capable of bringing a heartwarming inner glow to the hardest of characters…not me…I’m a big girl, when I petted a dolphin I grew pigtails and made high pitched…what was then described as…kitten squeals….I even weed my self slightly…

But what if I told you….. It’s all a ploy.

You see dolphins have been busy, they’ve been plotting an invasion on the vaping world for some time now…don’t believe me?…sounds too ridiculous? ….well check this top secret footage I was sent by ‘a friend’ prior to starting this review…

And that’s only half their plan, knowing that invading whilst stuck in the water is nigh on impossible, they are also hell bent on creating dolphin/human hybrids to carry out the attack…known as ‘Peopoise’

And when I say ‘hell bent’….I mean ravenous.

You see Dolphins know exactly how you feel about them, and they’re a clever little bunch alright, they will draw you in with their smiley wide grins and their puppy dog happy eyes until you are literally putty in their flippers….and then before you can shout FLIPPIN ECK!..

No one is safe.

 

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Pugsley’s closely related and simple review of the Obs Sub Tank and Sub tank Mini

‘You can’t pick your family’

Although I am sure there are those amongst us that sometime wish we could, Jerry Springer made us aware of them…..Jeremy Kyle seeks them out for ‘entertainment’ value…..The kind of family members that didn’t so much ‘fall far from the tree’….but just kind of sauntered off on a tangent one day whilst chasing butterflies….married each other….and grew their own odd looking buck toothed twisted family tree, a tad ‘More sick’ than ‘Sycamore’ ….

Don’t worry…..I really am going somewhere with this…….(I think……?)

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