Pugsley’s Wolf in Wolf’s clothing review of the CoilArt Mage Box Tricker Kit

“Please be good please be good please good please be good” (tares open the courier bag like a 4 year old unwrapping their birthday present)……This was me last week when ‘that’ vape mail arrived…..despite the run of amazing products I have had to review lately this I was looking forward to the most……This….was love at first site when I saw it online months ago..

Nothing else had as many hits on my website shop as this device….every time I check my site stats there it is sat at the top of the hit list every single day…without fail…the interest in this little kit is nothing short of staggering, And from someone such as myself who looks at most of today’s advanced vape devices like a cave man would look at an iPad I can’t help but be slightly confused by the attention…even from myself…over something as equally simple as I am…so when asked ‘why is everyone checking this device out?’…..the truth is..

Read morePugsley’s Wolf in Wolf’s clothing review of the CoilArt Mage Box Tricker Kit

Pugsley’s extremely tasty review of the mythical Geek Vape Ammit Dual Coil RTA

Ammit – A female demon in ancient Egyptian religion with a body that was part Lion, Hippopotamus and crocodile, —the three largest “man-eating” animals known to ancient Egyptians……(I call her the Ex Wife)

Sound and look familiar? ….You may remember I reviewed this beast last year , one of the best RTA’s of 2016 and one that I thoroughly enjoy to this day, Geek Vape got this single coil fugly soul devourer down….and I do mean down, the flavour production off this thing was insane and still remains one of the best around….Naming it after a mythical beast known for eating un-pure hearts and devouring souls?…..well….I mean where do you go from there?…what can you possibly bring to the table that could better that?….to improve it in some way?……well…..good question….(nobody asked a question…you’re talking to yourself again…)…

Twice the heads…twice the souls…..twice the appetite….twice the dental floss….

Read morePugsley’s extremely tasty review of the mythical Geek Vape Ammit Dual Coil RTA

Pugsley’s short and gobby review of the Ijoy 100w RDTA box Mini kit

Being of a ‘vertically challenged’ stature myself I feel an almost brotherly bond to anything that has an attitude that far out weighs it’s size…”ooft…small man syndrome” has been muttered in the background on more than one occasion in the past by lookers on as I punch the shit out of a rugby players kneecaps after several pints of loud mouth soup all the while spouting verbal diarrhoea usually reserved for the criminally insane…..

‘Instant arsehole….just add liquid’

The ego of us oompa loompa’s you see is like a sponge….the more liquid you give it the bigger it gets…

So it come’s as no surprise that when Ijoy brought into life it’s latest mighty mini device…..a ‘stumpy offspring’ of the renowned RDTA Box…that it turned out to have a rather fiery attitude problem…

Read morePugsley’s short and gobby review of the Ijoy 100w RDTA box Mini kit

Pugsley’s huge and slightly nostalgic review of the Digiflavor Pharaoh RTA

It seems like almost a lifetime ago that I won the Pharaoh RDTA in a competition on ELR…..(it was 6 months ago you drama queen)….and was given the immortal words…”Can you write a review on your prize for us”…….

‘Erm……..OK…?’

I told the Mrs….’hey….they want me to right a review on that thing I won….and post it online….me…..write things….publicly’…..

You see….my Mrs is rather straight laced shall we say, and my online ‘comments’ and ‘meanderings’ on social media over the years previous had caused her and her family some………shall we also say……..’concern’ .

There really was only one way this was ever gonna go…..sideways…so it was with some trepidation that I posted the first Pharaoh review…

I blame my mother…..and possibly my therapist/Pub landlord.

Read morePugsley’s huge and slightly nostalgic review of the Digiflavor Pharaoh RTA

Pugsley’s hefty, sexy and downright bloody lovely review of the Vape Cige VT Box 250

In retrospect….I think my reaction may of been a tad over zealous when my supplier agreed to send me my next item for review, Don’t get me wrong…as a reviewer you get what you’re given depending on what kind of relationship you have with your supplier….but every now and then…you can give a cheeky nudge nudge wink wink…..a little bit of schmoozy woozy towards something that you really like the look of……something you’d absolutely love to review…..The VT Box 200 was such a device, but no matter how hard I tried…no amount of ‘I love your font’ emails….or……’I think this is terrible don’t you ever send me such a thing’ reverse psychology tactics were going to let one of these devices break free from the vice like grip of any of my suppliers..

Then….one faithful day…it would appear I earned my stripes with one supplier, for what seems like a lifetime of hint dropping, soul giving and on this occasion even offering one of my 2 children…I got her on a good day…..or maybe she was drunk I dunno….but she put it to the powers that be…..

CH-CHING

 

 

Read morePugsley’s hefty, sexy and downright bloody lovely review of the Vape Cige VT Box 250

Pugsley’s iJoyful and triumphant review of the iJOY Cigpet ECO RDA

I’m just gonna put this out there…..I have never been a fan of the label ‘e-cigarette’

For someone as deep in the rabbit hole as myself then words like ‘smoke’….’cigarette’…..’cig’…..are words of blasphemy, anything that links what we do now with what the vast majority of us did back then grates on me like nails on a chalk board…I hate it…that being said it’s admittedly easier to say than ‘nicotine delivery device’ but still…..it’s not a fucking cigarette….and when someone says to me…(like recently)…”oh you smoke an e-cigarette?”……in my mind I slap you shitless….because….well…that’s legal…

And when I see the word ‘Cig’….being ‘fluffed up’ by pairing it with a lovable word like ‘Pet’ …well…..who’s ever idea that was deserves to stand there and slap themselves silly …..repeatedly….for several days…while I watch.

Cigpet indeed…..stick a question mark after it and it sounds like your being offered a smoke from one of the cast of Geordie Shore…

Precisely.

Read morePugsley’s iJoyful and triumphant review of the iJOY Cigpet ECO RDA

Pugsley’s Celebratory Steampugs $100 Gearbest Giveaway….FINAL DAY TO ENTER!

That’s right people, finally I am going to make good on the promise that I have been making for the last week, CAN I GET A WOOP WOOP!

TUT…….what if I told you I am going to give you $100 to spend at Gearbest on whatever the hell you like……

Close enough…….a bit more enthusiasm would of been nice but still….

Read morePugsley’s Celebratory Steampugs $100 Gearbest Giveaway….FINAL DAY TO ENTER!

Pugsley’s nonadjustable yet slightly intoxicating review of the Wotofo Lush Plus RDA

As a wise man once said to me on a forum many moons ago….”If your gonna drip…learn to make your own juice or you’re gonna be poor” ….I wish I could find that man and shake him firmly by the hand, best advice ever….well…almost best….”Don’t do that in public” was the best…but it’s a close 2nd…..Unfortunately however it was one of ‘those’ forums and I wouldn’t want to risk my laptop by logging on even if I could…

Alas…. he shall never be thanked. Drippers drink liquid, solid fact, that’s why they taste soooo damned good, So when I heard that someone was bringing out a dripper called the ‘Lush’……well…..where I’m from…a Lush is something slightly different…

a ‘Lush’.

SO aptly named for a dripper.

Read morePugsley’s nonadjustable yet slightly intoxicating review of the Wotofo Lush Plus RDA

Pugsley’s kinda sucky review of the Avatar Vapenut Vape Expelling Fan…thingy….

So……what do you call a guy that used to love tractors..?

an Ex-tractor Fan…..

see….he used to like tractors……so now he’s an ex-tract…….it’s a review about an…….(sigh)…..only one time ever i’m gonna be able to use that joke………(edit – shouldn’t be ever) …….fine….so the joke sucks……(edit – that’s actually funnier than the joke…but still shit)…

I’ll crack on then eh…..a wasted talent I am….(someone should waste you that’s fo dame sho)….FFS……I wouldn’t mind but I’m heckling myself…what’s all that about?…..oooh don’t pull that thread….

Read morePugsley’s kinda sucky review of the Avatar Vapenut Vape Expelling Fan…thingy….

Pugsley’s rundown of the Gearbest 3rd Anniversary Flash Sale

So apparently I don’t just do reviews anymore, It would appear I am turning my hand at promotions again….however, when one of my suppliers asks for a little help and sends Bernadette Crimplesnatch around to my house to deliver said message…..

Then what’s a man to do……

It would appear that they require help in destroying the vape budget of my lovely cloudy faced clan so obviously…I am all about that (evil grin)

Soon see about that my dear…..

Read morePugsley’s rundown of the Gearbest 3rd Anniversary Flash Sale

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