Pugsley’s teeny weeny green teen review of the Vaporesso Tarot Nano Starter Kit

Everyone remembers their first, I certainly do….she was a short slim simple little thing with dark skin and one blue eye……always willing to work, rarely needed any kind of attention other than the odd caress of her fun button and in return she would always put out just enough….not too much…..but enough to keep you satisfied for five minutes until you were good to go again…..and again……and again…….a lot of stamina for such a small ego…..

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Pugsley’s porpoisely stumpy review of the Arctic Dolphin Hector RTA

If you ever swam with dolphins, or even merely petted one,  you will understand the joy they can bring to a person, their intelligent playful nature is capable of bringing a heartwarming inner glow to the hardest of characters…not me…I’m a big girl, when I petted a dolphin I grew pigtails and made high pitched…what was then described as…kitten squeals….I even weed my self slightly…

But what if I told you….. It’s all a ploy.

You see dolphins have been busy, they’ve been plotting an invasion on the vaping world for some time now…don’t believe me?…sounds too ridiculous? ….well check this top secret footage I was sent by ‘a friend’ prior to starting this review…

And that’s only half their plan, knowing that invading whilst stuck in the water is nigh on impossible, they are also hell bent on creating dolphin/human hybrids to carry out the attack…known as ‘Peopoise’

And when I say ‘hell bent’….I mean ravenous.

You see Dolphins know exactly how you feel about them, and they’re a clever little bunch alright, they will draw you in with their smiley wide grins and their puppy dog happy eyes until you are literally putty in their flippers….and then before you can shout FLIPPIN ECK!..

No one is safe.

 

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Pugsley’s closely related and simple review of the Obs Sub Tank and Sub tank Mini

‘You can’t pick your family’

Although I am sure there are those amongst us that sometime wish we could, Jerry Springer made us aware of them…..Jeremy Kyle seeks them out for ‘entertainment’ value…..The kind of family members that didn’t so much ‘fall far from the tree’….but just kind of sauntered off on a tangent one day whilst chasing butterflies….married each other….and grew their own odd looking buck toothed twisted family tree, a tad ‘More sick’ than ‘Sycamore’ ….

Don’t worry…..I really am going somewhere with this…….(I think……?)

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Pugsley’s minimalist and pocket friendly review of the Wotofo Serpent Box 50w

If you’re a man….like me….(debatable – Mrs Pugs) ..then you might of come across a somewhat embarrassing situation from time to time when it comes to being a portable Vaper who doesn’t particularly want to carry a ‘handbag’ …..What we have are our pockets, and what we put in our pockets can sometimes me misconstrued as being incredibly ‘happy’ to be where you are….be it a supermarket….a local park…or that first meeting with your future in-laws…

Of course you might be a woman in trousers and in the same scenario, but that would bring a whole different set of questions and raised eyebrows ….HOWEVER…it would appear the Vaping industry have our backs covered…or in this case as luck would have it…our fronts…

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Pugsley’s spell bound yet slighty budget review of the Rofvape Witcher 75w TC Kit

” They say that progress illuminates the darkness. But there will always, always be darkness. And in that darkness there will always be Evil, in that darkness there will always be fangs and claws, murder and blood. There will always be things that go bump in the night. And we are the Witchers, we are the ones who bump back at them. -Vesemir of Kaer Morhen ” (Season of Storms)…..

Seriously….who the fuck comes up with the names for these Mods……

A mythological all powerful being who’s sole purpose is to hunt down and kill evil Witches …..”ooh that reminds me of a 75w box mod all in one kit used for vaping…..” said the head of marketing as they waved farewell to their last grains of sanity as they flew out of the office window…

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Pugsley’s Gigeresque and other worldly review of the Smok Alien 220w Baby Beast Kit

You would of had to of literally been on another planet lately to miss the hype and popularity of Smok’s contender for vape device of the year, every one was after one, most vapers got one, I wanted one…

I could feel the sinister grin of the thing, goading me, enticing me, mocking me for not owning it…

but never one to follow the crowd I was almost completely over the idea, I was even offered one a few weeks ago for review but then told afterwards that stocks were depleted so they sent me something else, I then asked when they would be getting some more in?…to which they replied….

“well……they come at night mostly……mostly.”…….odd thing to say i thought but fair do’s. Not one to argue I resigned to the fact that this would just simply pass me by.

But then….. my good friends at Urvapin came to me with  ‘We have some new stocks in, would you like see what all the fuss is about?’ …..well…(sigh)….seeing as it’s Christmas.

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Pugsley’s right riveting review of the Digiflavor Pharaoh RDA…..or RDTA..?

Hey my lovely bunch as promised by myself I have put the ‘New kid on the block’ through a rigorous almost vindictive set of physical, electrical and downright mental challenges.     Firstly I would like to thank @Heaven_Gifts for this amazing prize and opportunity, this thing was always high on my list of things …

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