Let’s just put this out there, I’m a massive dog person (wait…you’re only 5’8″?)…..rude….. I have 2, and if you are uncomfortable around them, you are more than welcome to come round my house so that I can lock you in another room….However…after 30 odd years of dog ownership there are some rules…some understandings…that you quickly learn, and always adhere to.
Firstly, if you have kids you can’t own a slightly ‘unhinged’ dog, and secondly, you can’t get one for Christmas.
So when I was asked by my fine friends at Heavengifts if I would like a Mad Dog for Christmas?…I simply replied..
You’re dog gamn right I do…….
fuck the system.